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nerdinablender asked

Is there a way to send longer fics to you other than ask? (Like an email) If you're legit about reading fics I'll write one to submit to TROOB (I replaced draw with read, it was witty, be impressed) we should have a weekly contest with a word limit and you announce a "theme" then read all aloud and we all go "mmmm pretty voice" and then giggle when Cal randomly gives Helena a back rub and everyone gets weirded out and stops mid conversation to judge him.

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

TROOB I AM IMPRESSED hahah okay this is a legit idea. if anyone wants to send me actual fics!!! to read!!! (omg im so excited at this thought) send them to thingsdrawnonob@gmail.com pls dont spam me (too much. ykno i luv ya). i dont really wanna put restrictions on them though, i dont think ill get enough to have to pick and choose. but im partial to crack fics LBH. umm so ya if i read yours ill give u a shoutout and make sure to link to ur blog n stuff. COOOOOOL. 

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Anonymous asked

YES!!! Think we can have one by the end of the week? We can submit themes and ideas too. But YES DEF NEED THIS! Pls.

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

sure hahah if u guys are really that stoked on it id love to tbh umm yeah send me your ideas for what i could talk about…. send me your headcanons to read, theyre my fave things, or beth poems B), or send me a fic to read (i wanna read one that i havent read before so u get my true life reaction to it and the lols), questions, theories, puppycop stories, etc

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Anonymous asked

Oh! You could read oneshot fics and be the official clone club audio reader person since we love you(r voice) so much!

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

I WANNA READ REALLY SMUTTY COPHINE FIC OUT LOUD

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Anonymous asked

season 3 starts in frankfurt and the first episode is based around delphine and this American clone she met. It's a few months after and they're roommates and delphine spends most of her time trying to figure out how to get rid of the tracking thing they put in her arm and this witty af clone is just making smoothies and trying to learn French and German. Eventually the tracker is gone from delphines arm and she's going back to cosima. The other clone is reluctant but agrees to go +

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

so they turn up at alison’s house when they know the rest of clone club will be there (thank you felix) and Alison opens the door but delphine is like excuse me thank and runs off to cosima and then this other clone steps into the doorway and says “hey ali” and alison slaps her and says “beth”

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST IVE EVER READ i was honestly getting so angry like “who tf this anon think they are sending me headcanons where delphine is getting with a new clone jfc” BUT THEN

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Anonymous asked

Procop headcanon where beth has been rachels prisoner this whole time. Shes been chillin in rachels office making sarcastic comments as rachel stares dramatically out the window. Occasionally they duet bump n grind. Rachel gets real soulful about it but beth just goes over the top with acting it out. Beth likes to move all of rachels stuff an inch to the left, but now moves everything entirely to the left bc thats her blindspot. Rachel temporarily

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

had to move to her office in the season one finale because beth had opened a subway in her old office with employees and a dining area and everything. She prank calls paul as rachel a lot, making him dig through garbage or get her lunch from a very specific subway five hours away. She could escape at any time, but she is having too much fun.

this is thHE FGREATST THING I CAN IMAGINE IT IN CRYSTAL CLARITY OMG i wish u sent me this earlier so i couldve read it out loud bc beth almighty it is beautiful !!!!!

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beholdyaourt asked

I'm weirdly proud that I made you struggle over my username! (It's a French class inside joke.) What are your feelings on Bonnie, Gracie's mom? I haven't seen any talk about her but apparently she'll probably return for Season 3 which excites me. I dunno, she always interested me from the start because it seemed like there was something under the surface there...

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

lol im sorry i butchered it. BUT YES BONNIE. OMG. this is very exciting to me !!! so orphan black likes to tear down men in power… and perhaps give that power to women. example: leekie dies - rachel takes over. and rachel just fucks shit up on a scale leekie couldn’t even touch. so… henrik dies - bonnie takes over? AND FUCKS SHIT UP WORSE THAN HENRIK EVER DID. beware of bonnie, kids.

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