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soccerbeth asked

did you send that puppycop anon you lil shit have you not figured out by now that trainguette is life

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

it has been many years, too many to count. soccerbeth is now 92 years old… she lives a solitary life with not much contact with the outside world, she doesn’t leave her bed. she knows her time is coming to an end soon. on a particularly rough night, she finds solace in visiting her very old account on an ancient website called tumblr. though nothing new is ever posted, she likes to relive the old days. what’s this?…… a new message………..it couldn’t be. soccerbeth opens her inbox to see a single, solitary message that reads “IT’S CALLED PUPPYCOP U FUK” no……. NO……. this can’t be it. this sends soccerbeth reeling with anger… she can’t move… it’s all coming to an end. this is it. she always thought she would get the last word… but as soccerbeth closes her eyes for the last time, she realizes… it’s tdoob. it was always going to be tdoob.

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Anonymous asked

Who the fuck is Paul?

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

UMMMMM i dont REALLY remember but i think he was a minor character in an episode once. he had a line or two i believe??? correct me if im wrong but he may have been beths housekeeper?

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Anonymous asked

why do you think headcanoning beth has become such a phenomenon in the ob fandom? like why beth why not katja or jennifer?

thingsdrawnonorphanblack answered

it’s a combination of things. we never met the real beth, so this allows for us to go fucking crazy filling in the blanks. but unlike katja and jennifer, we did get a really good glimpse into her life through sarah. this gives us something to work with - just enough info to know that we FUCKING LOVE BETH. but there are still enough unknowns for us to turn her into almost anything we want. beth is like a game of mad libs. 

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